Several men are in the locker room of the Golf Club.
A mobile rings and a member presses the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am in the Shopping Centre and found this beautiful leather coat in the Sales. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: “£68,000”
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...The house I wanted last year is back on the market They're asking £895,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £850,000. They will probably take it. It's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
