Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 


WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Friday, 11 January 2013

Testicle Therapy

> Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
> ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
> together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
> in agony.
> The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
> 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could
> relieve your pain if you'd only allow me,' she told him.

> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
> replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
> clasping his hands there at his groin.
> At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
> gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
> trousers and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then
> administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments
> and softly asked, 'How does that feel'?

> 'Feels wonderful', he replied; 'but I still think my bloody thumb's broken! '

Wednesday, 24 October 2012


OMG a golf magician - truly amazing!‏





This is what you call amazing

Monday, 15 October 2012

OMG Look Out... What would you have done?

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Magnificent comeback; 4 down & win, by 14½-13½ congratulations to the 2012 Ryder Cup Captain & team, great job. Seve Ballesteros’s is :)))))

Saturday, 29 September 2012